its gotten to the point where i either feel no emotion or every emotion at once
I want clear papers!
Someone’s probably in love with you right now, even though you think you’re boring and stupid and smell bad most of the time, someone probably saw you last week and wiped their sweaty hands on the insides of their pockets and thought about how small your body gets under your clothing and about how you would look asleep in their bed
What? You’d like a million of them, you say? Right this way for the full instructions.
Gentleman: Leonardo passed his umbrella to Elizabeth Debicki happy to stand in the rain as he protected her designer gown
AND HE STILL HAS NEVER ONE AN OSCAR
i appreciate the enthusiasm. but… *won
“Any ideas for the new park sculpture?”
“How about a giant, metallic octopus attacking a rook?”
DUCK UPDATE: IT HAS IMPRINTED AND THINKS THIS BOY IS IT’S MOMMY. OMG
“Faeg i-varv dîn na lanc a nu ranc.”
Ohh I love hearing those words.
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